Horror Hipsters Name Things They Found Too Cool to Be Scary – We Got This Covered

Image via Universal Pictures

We all have that one friend (perhaps its you) who believes that they would survive the hijinks of a horror film. Whether they boastfully declare that theyd never enter the dark room or would grab the correct tool for self-defense, these folks are decidedly cocksure that they would never contribute to a hypothetical body count.

This friend, of course, couldnt be more wrong, and would probably find themselves on the more fatal end of a knife in such an ordeal, perhaps in an attempt to film a hit TikTok of the whole ordeal. Either way, a large slew of such friends have gathered on r/horror to name the horror elements that they were too enraptured by to feel any fear; enrapturement that would undoubtedly lead to ones demise.

Warning: Spoilers for Nope to follow.

A good number of responders shouted out Jordan Peeles extraterrestrial spectacular Nope, which itself plays more like a sci-fi action film than straight-up horror. Most of them pointed towards the films twist reveal about the flying saucer as the moment when the tension left their body; indeed, it seemed far less scary when you realize it was driven by animal hunger instead of intelligent malice.

Another user echoed a popular answer in The Cabin in the Woods; despite how terrifying it would be to be trapped in a laboratory with a platoons worth of feral creatures and killers, the spectacle of seeing them all turn on each other and their captors was just unabashed fun.

Other responders gave their props to several different monster designs whose awesomeness factor completely outweighed the threat they posed to ones mortality.

If, by some hellish twist of fate, the world finds itself at the mercy of a horror movie situation, let us keep our fingers crossed that the nuances are as lame as possible, lest we get distracted and, ultimately, killed because of how cool the threat was.

'+// ''+// '

View original post here:
Horror Hipsters Name Things They Found Too Cool to Be Scary - We Got This Covered

Related Post

Reviewed and Recommended by Erik Baquero
This entry was posted in Scary Movie. Bookmark the permalink.

Comments are closed.