9 Scenes From "The Twilight Saga" That Are Genuinely Terrifying And 8 That Are Unintentionally Hilarious – BuzzFeed

No, animatronic Renesmee is not on this list.

Baby Renesmee, who is both terrifying and comical, is not on this list.

Bella gets her leg broken, she's flung around a room and into shards of glass (causing her to bleed out in a room full of VAMPIRES), and gets bitten by James. Alice hops on James's back, rips his head off, and throws it in a fire. Then Edward has to suck the vampire venom out of a convulsing Bella without drinking all of her blood and killing her. Can you say nightmare fuel??

Was this line meant to be sexy? A warning to Bella? Why a spider monkey? Why not just a spider or just a monkey? This line came straight from the book and people loved it, but peak romance it is not.

So. Many. Severed. Heads. Not only was this a sequence that actually showed off what the vampires and werewolves could do, but so many of the characters died! It was distressing! When it turned out to just be one of Alice's visions, I think we all breathed a sigh of relief.

Alice's absurd little leg kick speaks for itself. I'm no athlete, but who throws a ball like that?? Rosalie also called Emmett her "monkey man" as a term of endearment, and I want to know why this movie had such an obsession with monkey terminology.

Edward acted like a dickhead in this book/movie, and Bella's devotion to him was concerning (to say the least). The scenes of her falling apart without him did not pull any punches when it came to depicting her fragile mental state, and it was not nice to see our protagonist like this.

We waited for three films to get some steamy PG-13 sex between these two, and the scenes themselves were pretty meh. But we got the gift of laughter in the form of a completely trashed hotel room the morning after. How exactly did the room get in such a state? We will never know, but I'm not entirely sure the artistic minds behind The Twilight Saga know how sex works.

These movies featured waaay too many scenes of men creeping on Bella, let's just start there. But the way Laurent approached her in an empty field and taunted her because Edward left her was threatening in a different way. I was glad to see him chomped up by the wolves.

Listen, I know that Bella is meant to be intimidating, nay, terrifying in this scene in Breaking Dawn Part 2...but what a dumb line. I thought so when I read it in the book and even though Kristen Stewart did her best to make it work, it was just bizarre.

Bree was one of the young vampires who Victoria sired for her army. She surrendered herself to the Cullens and was ready to learn their non-human-eating ways what a happy, redemptive ending! WRONG. The Volturi killed her because "they don't give second chances." Bree was 16, so this was not fun to watch.

Nothing says sexy better than milky pale skin that glows like a diamond in the sun, am I right ladies? Don't get me wrong, Robert Pattinson is a handsome dude and he made a great Edward, but this scene was funnier than it was alluring. Bella told him he was beautiful, but he really just looked like a man-shaped disco ball.

New Moon didn't have many scares, but it saved a pretty intense one for the very end. There's something really unsettling about hearing a group of unsuspecting tourists scream in terror as they're being murdered, so thanks for that, Twilight Saga.

I hope Bella clowns him for this for the rest of their lives. He really looked like he was going to be sick the first time they met. No wonder Bella figured out he was a vampire in like two days, my guy had no chill.

The movie doesn't make it clear exactly what Rosalie's former fianc and his friends did to her the night she died and became a vampire, but that's what makes it worse. Of all the Cullens, she had the most harrowing backstory.

Jacob and Edward debated which of them was better for Bella while she slept in between them offering no input of her own. It's just as absurd in 2020 as it was in 2010. The reason this scene is hilarious is that it features lines like, "Let's face it. I am hotter than you," from Jacob and, "If you weren't trying to steal my reason for existing I might like you," from Edward. Two bros chillin' in a tent, discussing the girl they both love because her feelings are apparently secondary.

Bella got so sick and malnourished while her human-vampire hybrid fetus was gestating that she had to drink human blood out of a plastic foam cup. It was upsetting, it made my skin crawl, and I wish someone had warned me.

I can suspend my disbelief and accept that vampire venom would fix Bella's broken spine and cure everything that was wrong with her before she gave birth. But you have to laugh when she suddenly has highlights and a full face of heavy makeup.

The image of pregnant Bella was deeply disturbing, but that birth scene was a five-minute horror movie. Bella's back broke, her placenta detached (movie's words, not mine), and she had to have an emergency C-section. So Bella was cut open by her vampire in-laws, and when that wasn't enough to get the baby out, Edward had to bite it out of her while she screamed the whole time. The movie was surprisingly graphic about all this, and I haven't been the same since.

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