Hemming and Hawing: The Electoral Zombie Apocalypse – Progressive.org

American elections are designed to drive us crazy. Its truly remarkable what weve done to ourselves. It is democracy at its most irritating.

For starters, we have no formal election period. Candidates announce their intentions years before an election. In the last cycle, Ted Cruz announced 596 days before Election Day. That means we had to look at his office-seeking mug and hear his Star Wars election analogies for more than a year before he tapped Carly Fiorina as his running mate and then promptly dropped out of the race.

For 2020, Congressman John Delaney announced his candidacy for President more than 1,100 days before the election. Thats three years of constant election-ing! Three years, and by the time the first debate rolled around, most of us still didnt know who he was. (Of course, Delaneys main problem is that hes not a billionaire who can buy endless ads. He really should work on that.)

The entire country of registered Democrats and Republicans should have a say on who their nominee is by voting on the same day.

If youre running for city council in Japan, you have a campaign season of one week. In one Tokyo district, you are allowed to put up 190 posters on 190 designated wooden billboards. If youre running for Japans equivalent of Congress, you get to campaign for twelve days. Our representatives campaign during their entire two-year term.

In the United States, while some candidates formally announce their candidacy, others announce an exploratory committee to test the idea of whether they should formally announce. Thats like sending out a save-the-date before theres even an engagement: Please save the date for our wedding. That is, if she says yes. We just need another three months to figure out if our relationship is sustainable, plus, I snore, so weve gotta see if she can handle that.

The effect of this timeline on the electorate is agonizing. You might have chosen a candidatesay, Elizabeth Warren. The media have written a bunch of stories about how shes on the rise, how she has crept up on Biden. They might even write stories about her many, many, many policy positions. Mostly, they want to talk about how shes creeping up on Biden or biting off chunks of the Bernie Bro pulation.

But they can only write about that for so long. Eventually, they have to take another tackso they start the second guessing. Is Elizabeth Warren electable? (Which is, of course, another way of saying, We forgot, for 3 seconds, to mention that she is a woman.)

So you, the voter, start saying stuff like I really like Elizabeth Warren but . . . Im not sure shes electable. This process repeats itself for a year until two of the whitest states in the union decide to tell the rest of the country who we should be voting for.

This brings me to the primary schedule itself, perhaps the most soul-deadening aspect of this election process. Why are the primaries so spread out? Why does Iowa caucus first? Because party leaders decided we needed thirty days to pass between major state and local events and because, in the summer of 1972, Des Moines didnt have enough hotel rooms, so the date was moved up. Thats right, hotel room availability has affected our democracy.

By the time other states get to vote, the people in them are so exhausted that they walk into the voting booth as zombies. Were not happy about voting by then. Were not exhilarated by democracy. Were not enthusiastic about our civic duty. Weve been electorally waterboarded for more than a year and just want the primary to be over withbecause then we have to go through a general election.

What we have done to the election process in the United Statesparticularly on the presidential levelhas made the horse race unbearable even for political junkies like me. The entire country of registered Democrats and Republicans should have a say on who their nominee is by voting on the same day. Why are we wasting so much time and money on the longest and most expensive elections and the least coherent state voting patterns in the world only to have a turnout that is lower than Estonia?

I know, youre saying, Our turnout is a little higher than Luxembourg. Shouldnt it be a lot higher than Luxembourg? Shouldnt we have just a handful of weeks meeting the candidates and then gleefully walking into the voting booth?

Were doing this all wrong. And, infuriatingly, when its all over we get less than two years of respite, before we start all over again. Gah!

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